I Can’t Even Think Straight Hoodie

Celebrate Pride with a twist of humor in the "I Can’t Even Think Straight" hoodie. Featuring the bold, rainbow-colored phrase, this design perfectly captures the spirit of embracing who you are—no matter which way you think or love. It's a fun and vibrant way to show your pride and share a laugh with those who understand the beauty of diversity. Perfect for Pride events, parades, or just spreading love and acceptance wherever you go, this tee is all about celebrating your true colors. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that straight thinking isn’t required—just straight-up fabulousness.

 

Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton, this unisex hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric designed to be extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater. There are no side seems to reduce fabric waste using a tubular knit, and the tear-away label makes for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. 

The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.  Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. Made in Bangladesh. 

Care instructions

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed. Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

Size guide

All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.